- me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
- me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
So true.
(Source: freecocaine)
in my head I was literally just listing things that I hate about myself and then I saw this…
(Source: icanread)
Things I do not understand:
When guys say “You’re too nice/pretty to work in a place like this…” Actually, it helps to be pretty and nice. I get clients because I’m pretty and nice. Your point is invalid. Go home.
Hahaha!
Yes! That or “Youre too smart to work in a place like this”….bitch, please…Im too smart to NOT work somewhere where I make bank.
I have to say the words ‘you couldn’t afford it’ literally 10 times a night.